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Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.
1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.
by Douchebahg January 25, 2010
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manstincts

The inner sense of right and wrong for the human post-adolescent male; the adult human male and/or masculine equivalent of woman's intuition (in the singular form) and women's intuition (in the plural form); masculine conscience and/or psyche.
Since he is immature, his manstincts are not (yet) fully-developed. Every new father needs to learn to trust his manstincts (in the same way a new mother needs to trust her woman's intuition). My manstincts went haywire when I heard that lame suggestion.
by canuck4Jesus February 24, 2010
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Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.
Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.
by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010
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Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off
Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango
by MastyTango August 2, 2016
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manstreaming

like manspreading, but with one's music on the speakers far too loud and ultimately loud enough for everyone in the vicinity to hear even if they don't want to
Chae, Ikaia, Hetrick, and Ian were manstreaming Big Bootie outside today while playing beer die.
by princetongurl818 March 2, 2020
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manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.
my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.
by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010
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poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.
Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor
by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008
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