Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

mammophanting

To be on methamphetamine and be stuck doing a project u cannot seem to walk away from

She was late tobwork because she could not quit mammophanting in the garage.

by NoratheGreat August 19, 2019

Manmonal

the syndrome of emotions and behaviors exhibited by men when they are being overly dramatic due to their manly hormones including, but not limited to: crying, petulousness, passive aggression, whining, slamming objects forcefully, throwing objects, pouting, or hiding in their room.

"Brad, did you just eat my entire stash of candy bars after I told you not to?"
"NO!" *throws 15 empty candy bar wrappers to the ground*
"Wow Brad, way to be so manmonal..."

by HauntedVelcro September 30, 2019

Manop

a genius and an intelligent kind of human being capable of travelling to other dimensions and extremely friendly and sarcastic, but can sometimes be an asshole,

Hey Manop How are you doin!
Manop: Worse than yesterday but better than tomorrow....

by aaosso November 23, 2019

Manmorabilia

Item objects ect. associated with the owner of a "mancave"which are displayed in the cave. Especially those that are related to personal events, competitions,gifts the owner has aquired.

His man cave is huge and wall to wall with "manmorabilia". Just his trophies alone from racing would fill mine not to mention his pictures helmets and bike collection.

by R.o.c.k.e.r November 13, 2020

Manmohanned

Keeping quiet after listening to something.

I was manmohanned after listening to the radio.

by CentRocké March 27, 2021

Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.

Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.

by takis_areweird May 11, 2021