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Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! 

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

you make me want to take a shit 

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

haters make me famous 

Something that the scum of pop culture and it's followers say to make them feel better about themselves.
$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: yo bitches i get money n hos cuz i got swag but yall wack cuz u got no swag

Someone with a functioning brain: Shut up, you suck!

$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: got yo grandma on my dikk, haters make me famous
haters make me famous by SMTN January 20, 2014

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

Don't Make Me Over 

Don't try to change me. Except me for who I am.
"Don't make me over"
Don't Make Me Over by Enyce November 19, 2013