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marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.
*cough cough*... what?
by jesus christ January 10, 2005
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marijuana

Marijuana is a green plant witch blossoms beautifully and brings joy to the world. Everyone has experimented with it once in their lives including your family, your idols, and Bill Clinton. Despite what all the straight edge kids at your school say, this shit can make you feel appreciative of everything around you and you realize that this world ain't so bad after all. A plant given from God's anus.
"Hey, this one girl i know takes zoloft."
"Wow man, that shit fucks you up."
"I know hah. Hey lets go save her."
"Alright man, just let me hit up my chron connect, than we'll ride our bikes to Colonia, pick up Mother Nature and save that bitch from herself."
"fuck yeah bitch"
by Adriansito Hamburger August 30, 2005
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Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.
Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.
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Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.
We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.
by MCRT February 26, 2011
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marijuana

This plant is portrayed to be the most dangerous and evil plant ever made, yet there have never been any cases of people getting killed from smoking weed, and one is 5 times more likely to get addicted to tobacco than marijuanna.
Marijuanna is a great way to soothe your pain and depression when used in moderation.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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marijuana

The Spanish name for the indian hemp plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years.

Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the new zealand parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of hemp the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source.

Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, american bullying and lies this god-given plant remains illegal.

and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.
Lets go score some marijuana
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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marijuana

The cannabis plant. 2. A preparation made from the dried flower clusters and leaves of the cannabis plant, usually smoked or eaten to induce euphoria.
Mr. Mackey: marijewanna's bad m'kay.
by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003
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