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He is usually a very tall bender witch keeps little dead hamsters in his frigid:near his internet Rueter & he sniffs his dad up the you know what and does brown sugar in his nose.
Jack talks
Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....
POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS
MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids
Max are you okay
Jack you fucking idiot
Max your a fucking idiot?
Max hello
Max hello
Max is anyone there....
POLICE ARRIVE WITH 7 FOUR GAUGE SHOTGUNS
MAX is on the floor with 3 little hamster and 2 1/2 kids
Max by User199273799901173 August 12, 2020
Max
Max short for Maximus, which in Russia means Large Penis. Max is Awesome, hes a really great guy. If you have a friend like Max never let him go. Everyone loves Max the Boys and the Girls. Max is short, but that doesn't mean he isn't fast. Max doesn't do a lot of sports either. Max has a hot Body and a big Penis. Max is a total Package! He also is very Humorous.
Max by 1234abcd4321dcba February 15, 2014
max
1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions
1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max
2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM
3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?
4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!
5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max
6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!
7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!
8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.
9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max
2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM
3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?
4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!
5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max
6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!
7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!
8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.
9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
max by max aka friend of bigfoot February 9, 2008