The act of getting drunk by slamming an entire bottle of Arbor Mist: an incredibly sassy fruit wine. This activity is commonly enjoyed in the gully of Qualicum Beach.
by TheDale2112 May 11, 2012
Is a special definition. Its the "Ray" that makes her different. Without the "ray" she's just a Misty. To define her you must find Murray. If Murray can't tell you then you have the wrong Misty. But seriously she is the most amazing friend. The kind of friend you want to have. She's where it's at damn it. No it's not over there! It's where she is. If your looking over there that's why you can't find it your not where she is dumb ass. Just ask Murray, he knows. But he won't tell you so quit asking him.
But my Misty Ray is the best. There's only one so back off she's fucking mine. And she's the greatest bestie in the world. She's always got my back, she's always got my front too! Shes just got me always! I love her and she knows that. No one can take her place. And I mean no I! I told you that. There's only one, fuck stick, and she's mine, so how could anyone take her place. MEMBER? yes, she is and has the card to prove it so back off. She's just the bestus! And she's dirty. Theys all dirty... ain't they Murray?
But my Misty Ray is the best. There's only one so back off she's fucking mine. And she's the greatest bestie in the world. She's always got my back, she's always got my front too! Shes just got me always! I love her and she knows that. No one can take her place. And I mean no I! I told you that. There's only one, fuck stick, and she's mine, so how could anyone take her place. MEMBER? yes, she is and has the card to prove it so back off. She's just the bestus! And she's dirty. Theys all dirty... ain't they Murray?
Murray where is Misty Ray?
by Murrays friend January 17, 2019
When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.
I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.
by kejo66 November 28, 2007
by drew? February 14, 2007
by Bigcockrandy March 03, 2017
Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.
by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017
"We were having fun together as a family, right up until grandma pulled a misty twister on all of us"
by capriciouscorvid November 09, 2023