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5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020
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ten minute nap

Usually taking place on Sundays, a 10 minute nap is a discreet way to inform your roommates (or fraternity brothers) that you are going to abuse yourself. This is synonymous with masturbation til orgasm
"Hey Sam, I'm feeing a bit tired after a long night of partying... I think I'll take a quick ten minute nap, but I'll be back in time for the kickoff of the Broncos game."
by Partytime69 January 11, 2016
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Camaro Minute

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.
Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011
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Josh minute

Approximately 18 seconds; used for those too lazy and impatient to wait a full minute for something to occur.
"How long does it take for this hot pocket to cool down?"

"Just give it a Josh minute, I'm sure it'll be fine by then."
by HorseWithAStapler August 25, 2013
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5 Minute Crafts

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
by jewishburger November 10, 2020
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10 minute ad revenue

Where a youtuber makes his youtube video 10 minutes long so he/she can put more ads in the video , which in return makes them more money.
Youtuber: Dude you're such a fucking sell out you made your video 10 minutes long just for that 10 minute ad revenue
Youtuber 2: Uhhh No?
by weedsm0k3r36 April 18, 2017
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Three-Minute Rule

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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