Edgar Maldonado

he is good but not better than pesley

Edgar Maldonado

by Edgar Tumasang May 1, 2023

Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

holy shit, xQc is malding over Overwatch rn

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

Maldish

Important to San Diego Speech and Debate History
1.)Someone coveted by creepy debate kids of all shapes and sizes. Reasons for the stalking unknown. Possibilities include: Attractiveness, skill at debate (demonstrates dominance idk some guys are into that), and the ease of stalkage (easily googled). Usually stalked through Google or visual observation.

"Why is that girl being followed by multiple chipmunks?"
"Oh she's Maldish"

Creepy Debate Kid 1: "Did you see that maldish girl's new profile picture on facebook?"
Creepy Debate Kid 2: "No I had to write congress speeches so I only had time to scope out her name on Google."

by Creepy Debate Kid April 19, 2009

bloody maldune

when a girl periods in a cup the a guy jizzes in the cup and drinks it

did you just drink that bloody maldune?

by nick kirschner June 17, 2008

Malden, Illinois

Malden, Illinois is a mythical town with one deranged resident. It is a figment of its creator's imagination. Malden is not real, nor does it have a zip code.

Malden's sole resident: "Let's go back to Malden, Illinois!"
Friend: "No, not this again.."

by Malden isn't real October 7, 2011

MHAD

much hate and disrespect

have a good night MHAD

lick my balls MHAD

FOOL! you suck MHAD

by BIG BAD REKS August 23, 2012