Mess chess

The act of hiding one’s dirty dishes under their roommate’s dirty dishes in the sink.

Gives the impression that the Mess Chess player has not contributed to the rising pile and allows him to pin the blame on his unsuspecting roommate. Expert-level players will make sure to eat the same thing their roommate last ate in order to hoodwink and bamboozle him into thinking the dishes are all his.

“Louie will never realise those extra plates I stashed under the pan he left in the sink are mine. I’ve checkmated him in Mess Chess.”

by daltonjfk September 8, 2019

Mess Yourself

To do extremely hard maserbation - boy or girl - and squirt/cum all over yourself.

Masterbates:
Cums all over himself

This would be a mess Yourself moment

by DannyGsmethwick October 22, 2018

Mess Queen

A girl who commonly, passes out,throws up during conversations, hallucinates about food on radiators and falls over due to alcohol. Also known as an Emmamess

Yo that girls on a slippery slope to becoming a Mess Queen!////That mess queen is on the floor throwing up/////Urrrr what a mess queen

by Choir Boy-I H8 Booze October 31, 2008

Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.

Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.

by Ryudomo August 30, 2010

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place

The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.

by Dribee December 29, 2016

Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person

Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.

by 1Archetype August 5, 2018