Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

Richter: Die monster. You don’t belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to be me tribute!
Richter: Tribute!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

by Edward Fawkes September 4, 2017

Man

An adult human male. With a male sex organ called Penis.

One day a man walked into the store to buy gift for his wife.

by || #MUKER || October 25, 2018

Man

The product of life.

"Man brought us here!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World January 22, 2019

Man

Male gender

hi man

by Me Type February 12, 2019

MAN

THE RULER OF THE WORLD

MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART
MAN IS GOD
MAN IS SMART

"MAN IS GOD MAN IS SMART"

by MAN HAS TAKEN OVER January 22, 2023

Man

If you where born in this world a man you where meant to struggle with the standards and hardships of this world. You where never meant to show emotion because its being cis and a piss baby but if you don't show this emotion you are an "Alpha/Sigma" male or an Andrew Tate wannabe. If you are broke you are nothing and if you are rich it was always daddy's money no matter how hard you may have worked. Nothing will every be good enough if you are a man and people will always expect the best no matter what because you are on. But no matter what we don't ask for forgiveness of the world and we continue to keep our head up like kings.

Man no matter what the race are in a constant struggle and not matter what we keep our heads up.

by KIngsUnited August 17, 2023

man

A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.

His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.

Huh.

* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".

Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"

Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?

by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010