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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Lunar Hole

It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.
Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you ๐Ÿ˜‚?
Dude 3: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart ๐Ÿ˜Œ.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚
Dude 3: Sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Fuck everything, give me party brooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.

And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
by speakingjustfactz September 27, 2023
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Lunar x Colin

"Hey did you see Lunar and Colin today?"

"Yeah Lunar x Colin is my fav ship"
by Fox&Fire November 4, 2021
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Lunare

Lunare
(loo-NAH-ray) โ€ข verb / noun
Meaning: A gentle gathering to release a loved one with peace and love after death-non-religious, intimate, and light-filled.
From Latin luna (moon) + are (to do/make) - evoking calm, cycles, and soft closure.
"
We held a lunare in his honor so that we could share stories, special memories , and love."
by Sk42na July 5, 2025
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total lunar eclipse

also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.
- Tonight is a rare Blood Moon โ€” caused by a Total Lunar Eclipse!

- Good to know!
by 0bject May 8, 2025
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Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating on release over a willing moonscape.
Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!
by Merry downee April 28, 2024
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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