Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

lumper

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

by Etch January 5, 2008

lumberjacket

What a lumberjack wheres in the devastatingly cold months. Often times has a plaid pattern on it and most definitely has a lining on the inside, it would even keep Jack Frost warm. In fact it's so legit the last person to be seen wearing one was The Most Interesting Man In The World on a lumberjacking mission. It's illegal in 4 states, 3 countries, 2 Australian territories, and the Samoan Islands.

I've gotta get myself one of those lumberjackets, they're sweet!

by Rk4 August 2, 2010

lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.

Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .

by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017

lumberton highschool

A crappy school full of white people and over pocs that are not black that say the n word and teachers who care about putting them grades in than there students. Everyone is either pregnant or a virgin no in between. every dude that hangs in the hallway after the bells rings sells drugs and is gonna flunk out. Everyone on the football team is failing and here i am trying my best and still failing. And why is every freshmen girl fighting over a guy who is 5'2, he dont care about you. All the white girls dress the same and all the indian people think they white and vote for Trump. all the black girls are cute. there is a rumor that almost all the cute black guys have DEADLY stds, DO BETTER. and why we got flowers that re in better condition than our books. And why are people with no edges and a spoon shaped head talking about people. YALL NEED TO GRADUATE OR AT LEAST HAVE A PLAN BE GET OUT OF LUMBERTON GET OUT OF THE SUNKEN PLACE

Person: you go to lumberton highschool?
Me: sadly

by Tyrone Kim October 9, 2017

bone lumber

a larger than average penis

As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Lumpersticker

A word/bumper sticker which causes instantaneous laughter.

A tie dye nun appeared on my lumpersticker.

by Rabbit Angstrom April 15, 2009