Number lore

Something everyone keeps stealing and claiming as theirs. Mike salcedo only got to 2
Guy 1: NUMBER LORE IS MINE!!1
Guy 2: NO I OWN IT!!1!1!1
Mike Salcedo: *bruh*
by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023
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Mask lore

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket
Mask lore that you jam to when depression
by Arkeegus disciple March 4, 2022
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Mrs lore

Well known as a stupid fat person. At Louis M Klein Middles school there’s a teacher named Mrs lore who only eats cheeseburgers. She makes the ground rumble and people fall over. It’s spooky and scary due to the fact that you feel as if you will fall into the earths core, which haha, you will
Mrs lore really loves to eat all her cheeseburgers

Mrs lore is so fat... she will POP
by Hide n Seek February 7, 2020
mugGet the Mrs loremug.

Lore reader

A lore reader can be described in several ways. They firstly can admire the ways in which the world of league of legends revolves around and the ongoing flows and processes happening within. In addition, the admire the cultural aspect of league lore, such as: paintings, fan art, videos, cinematic e.t.c.

However, they are usually known for their severe levels of degeneracy, and large quantity of homosexuality within their bloodstream. If you read league lore, you either have never heard of the word sex in your life and rock a "virginity is cool" T-Shirt to school, or severely get beaten by your family to the point where you read lore to stop your emotional and physical pain. It is a well known fact that in developing countries who have no access to the internet , league lore is used a torture mechanism. The most well represented example was in Abu Zubaydah's torture by the CIA in Guantanamo bay prison Cuba. He did indeed confess all the ins and outs of the 9/11 terror attacks to stop reading the lore.

To put this bluntly. If you read league lore, you need to seek emotional help ASAP before you go for a murderous rampage and kill a family of 6 trying to get food for their dinner.
Man: League is so Shit ! How can you find this so fun.

Retard: Thats because im a lore reader. I also like to get pegged !
by Allesandro Scaglia April 24, 2021
mugGet the Lore readermug.

Jaden Loring

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart
Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?
by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023
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Alphabet lore

alphabet lore... you mean... MIKE SALCEDO'S ALPHABET LORE?
Wait... it's an actual Word?
Always has been.
by Peepole! December 17, 2022
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Alphabet Lore

Alphabet Lore Where Letters Fight To The Death Against ErrFFf And Nnnnaaa But N Kill F and We Have Flash Back With Them
ZzzzzAAAAAA Is A Monster Sounding Letter That looks ugly Af

Also Modify Inside Jokes Foxi Boxi is an Rejection Groomer Nobody likes lol
Man1:OMG YOU LIKE ALPHABET LOREEE
Man2:BITCH WHAT YOU THINK!!!??
by Editmyocnow October 8, 2022
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