Lomfa

L.O.M.F.A a misspelling of lmfao but was given a defination used by a few players of runescape. The defination is laughing out my fucking ass. It is when you are laughing really hard in real life. Some people use it in the W31 Barr0ws friends chat in the game.

Guy 1: I took a big shit just now hurt like hell...
Guy 2: I shit rainbows :)
Guy 1: Your gay.
Guy 3: Lomfa!

Asain Kid: I got a D in science....
Asian Dad: What?!#?$!#$??!$ GTFO!
American Kid: Lomfa!

Player 1: We normally DO it on weekends.
Player 1: We use a candom.
Player 2: Condom*
Player 3: Lomfa!!!

by the wise cheeseburger July 26, 2011

viðrar vel tíl loftárása

For sure one of Sigur Rós' best songs.

dude, i was pissed, but i just listened to viðrar vel tíl loftárása, so im happy again.

by bajorn eater October 7, 2006

Lofflesophagus

What happens when you Lol (Laughing out loud) while swallowing a waffle.

During a breakfast of waffles, Jonny told Sally a joke and she Lofflesophagused

by Yourself12345 September 11, 2009

loofah

a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies

Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!

by Bambi Robin September 13, 2008

lolfalafel

Ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls together with hashish and then fried.

"One lolfalafel with fries and opium!"

by melachi February 21, 2004

lofasz

lofasz is horse penis in hungarian not dick, if it would be dick it would be spelled like ~ló tök~ but it's ~lófasz~ . Usually it's used as an insult, hungarians tend to use it a lot :))
The harshness of it depends on the context and to whom / what you address it.

-Ez mi a lofasz?
-NEm tudom, sosem lattam ilyent meg! :))

by csacska macska May 7, 2009

Dirty Luffa

A sexual act where a woman lays flat on her back while her male partner is mounted kneeling on either side of her face and he is facing her feet, having tit sex.

That girl is a FREAK! She requested we Dirty Luffa, YO!

by Haiku Pope September 28, 2009