Lizard kissing

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010

Lizard Diesel

Canadian skier slang for penis.

Check out the lizard diesel on that guy!

by Sadham February 26, 2011

lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.

Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.

by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 2, 2018

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Lizard Rag

A rag or piece of clothing repeatedly used to ejaculate in.

Hay where ya been Rick, on the Lizard Rag again?

by Mugumbo September 22, 2005