Lietard

Some one who tells lies constantly, and is so bad at lying, everyone they lie to knows it is a lie.

you can't believe anything Hugh says, he is a lietard

by ELDIABLO June 22, 2012

Litarded

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded

Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded

by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018

listake

A mistaken assumption that you know what a person was going to say next thus hearing exactly what you wanted to hear when they do say something.

Psych on phone with Patient: 'Oh, so you're hearing voices right now!'
Pat: 'No you idiot, I said I have another phone call I have to take.'
Psych: 'Oh! My listake!'
Pat: 'Listake? WTF does that mean? That's not a word.'
Psych: 'Oh, I had just expected you to start hearing voices already. My listake.'
Pat: 'Are you saying 'mistake' or 'listake'?'
Psych: 'Which one did you *want* me to say?'
Pat: '...'

by leftiger March 16, 2019

listerine

a mint soda

listerine is a mint soda that is like juice, b r u h

by stamplerels November 3, 2019

Listerine ready tabs

A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.

I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

listai

Ur name is Alistair and ur trying the tik tok trend remove the first and last letter of your name lets see how cool is ur new name :>

If ur name Alistair this is ur alternative name

by Mikaela :> May 23, 2021

Listerine

A amazing drink only drank by the coolest people

GAAHH DAMN I'm GEEKIN off this bottle of LISTERINE

by Theeeogre February 14, 2023