Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

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lighter thumb

when you try and light your cigarette so many damn times that your thumb gets sore, rough and numb

why does your thumb have a hard exterior? i have lighter thumb!

by numbthumbed April 29, 2011

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white lighter

WARNING: BAD LUCK!!!!! DON'T USE!!! Causes everything to break, most commonly and importantly your piece. :(

We smoked a bowl carelessly using a white lighter and Emily knocked the pipe on the ground where it exploded. And everyone was like, "WHITE LIGHTER DUDE OMG" and then Marina's necklace broke. And then her car.

by Apppleseeds June 27, 2008

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Tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.

Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.

by Jman077 December 14, 2008

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Zoop a lighter

The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a good reason. If you do, in fact, keep a lighter lit for more than 30 seconds, the flame will suck back into the lighter, making a "Zoop" sound. This will cause the lighter, with all of the remaining fuel left in it to violently explode, and can result in a serious injury. I do not encourage anybody to try this.

"Hey, look out dude! The lighters gonna Zoop on you!"

by Majickpyro September 3, 2005

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