Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

by goliathancient July 26, 2018

Lightbulbism

Taking a massive systemic problem that is fueled by abuse and corruption and greed at the top -- and turn it into a willpower issue for regular people.

Blaming climate change on plastic straws and hamburgers instead of fossil fuel burning is pure lightbulbism

by Blarghagedon September 5, 2019

Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode

I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.

by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007

Meat lightbulb

The act of cramming ones cock and ballsack into an old jar and twisting said jar to tighten it onto the member. Then display.

"Hey, whats poppin'?"

"pretty weird times! This self quaratine is getting to me, last night I uploaded pics of my meat lightbulb episode"

by ANNA! April 18, 2020

image lightbulb

im a G.E lightbulb

spell image and say lightbulb
image lightbulb hahah

by u are lmao November 30, 2020

lightbulb

Glass tube which emits light when an electric current is run through it.

That is one NICE lightbulb.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

nigger lightbulb

A lightbulb that doesn't work.

Man this lightbulb doesn't work, I bet this whole box is full of nigger lightbulbs.

by munchycliterous October 14, 2017