Florus Legit

A phrase you may use when asking a serious question about how truthful a statement is.

Matt: "i got tickets to the MCR concert man!"

Johnny: "Like Legit dude."

Matt: "Fuckin Florus Legit Bro!"

Brendan: "Yuuus!"

by DeathwishJC January 26, 2010

Iron-Legion

Iron-Legion(Iron Syndicate) is a Nazi LARP group dedicated to supporting inbreeding. Iron-Legion is only found in platforms like Discord or Telegram. Iron-Legion is mostly revolved around proving who is superior and who carries a better superiority complex, Iron-Legion has identical policies to the Third Reich, ironic regarding that most Iron-Legion members have origin countries that were regarded as "Not Aryan Enough to Survive" by Adolf Schicklgruber himself, nearly every Iron-Legion member turns out to be a Redditor neckbeard weeb, who Larps and ERPs like a 12-year-old girl. Iron-Legion has a long history of making 4chan fan-fictions of people whom they don't like for example making rape and Beastiality stories about their victims, their victims are kids ranging between 13-17 who are still in their age of innocence. Iron-Legion members have a strange disease of lying, They are not concerned with the difference between truth and falsehood they do not bother to distinguish fact from fantasy, In fact, their lying is a disease no Antibiotic can cure, They never stop lying, while normal people lie on occasion and often for special reasons, they lie continually - not occasionally or even frequently, but over and over like a chronic liar. They are complete without conscience.No matter what misery their fabrications may cause to the unsuspecting victims, They have a long history of persistent falsification.

Random Chad: Why are you trying to prove me a degenerate I don't support 4chan or socialize with degenerates!
Iron-legion member: WTF HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME SKILL ISSUE ! SKILL ISSUE! (*develops rage and seethes*)

by BadCompany2 August 15, 2021

legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.

Darla is a legit pisser.

by Will Herrick January 17, 2007

dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.

"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."

by irritant August 4, 2004

be-legit

when 2 or more hallowed out cigars are filled with weed and connected to form an extended, or super blunt, if you will.

a joint is not gonna fix this problem, i need a be-legit

by J. Van February 2, 2007

Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008

legit

1. (adj.) A modern synonym for words such as "cool," "ill," "tight," or "dope." Used to describe a noun that is of a particularly excellent quality. The slang use of this term is slowly but steadily increasing in popularity.

2. (adj.) Authentic. see legitimate.

1. Damn, who made this beat? DJ Premier? This shit is legit!
2. I fucking told you those Bapes weren't legit. There goes $180.

by decaturpolice September 17, 2008