When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.
by Douche__bag July 11, 2014
Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.
“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet”
“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”
“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”
“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”
“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”
by hate_gt June 01, 2023
The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
by jonsjeans March 11, 2016
“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”
by EdgyMcgee December 16, 2018
A"LeBron Steamer" is taking a shit on an entire state or territory (kind of like a Cleveland Steamer, except that of the Cleveland variety is only on a single person's chest).
by thatguy42 July 09, 2010
Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.
by AyeBSeeNews May 01, 2016
by Cool gay guy 73747364 August 30, 2021