Deep learning

When you peg someone with a strap on in a way that is deeply uncomfortable but for some reason you think if you keep doing it you might learn to like it. Everyone else has been “deep learning” and has said how much better it is than “regular learning”, however later on you discover that nobody was doing regular learning properly either and were instead just using rusty nails...

Alexis was deep learning John until he had hemorrhoids so bad he couldn't sit down

by Ilovedeeplearning April 2, 2019

Cooperative Learning

A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.

Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.

by Codeman7865 November 16, 2009

Active Learning

Teaching in a half-ass way that makes the students have to go home and learn it on their own.

We don't have enough teachers this semester, so we are going to employ active learning.

by johnnyappleseed March 6, 2012

Summit Learning

The worst learning platform on the history of planet earth used by Camp Ernst Middle School and is A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

Grim Reaper: Time to die

Person 1: No I can not

Grim Reaper: Why is that

Person 1: My Teacher is making me stay after public school because i have 1 single red on Summit Learning
Person 1: You can claim my life while i am in there so then the teacher will be blamed for doing nothing

Grim Reaper: We have a deal today a 27:00 Pm

Person 1: Correct

by anuisIicker8888 February 4, 2020

Clark Advanced Learning Center

The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.

Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"

Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."

by AnonyMiss December 25, 2012

legacy learning center

A “school” located in the raggedy part of downtown Indianapolis. Legacy Learning Center is known as a center or jail that parents force their kids to go to die to religious reasons. All the students hate it there and they go there to learn a lesson.

“OMG you go to Legacy Learning Center?!”

“Yes dude, my mom’s making me” **sigh

by iHateLegacyLearningCenter March 9, 2019

Passive learning

Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you

Instead of going to school today I'm gonna sit back and do some passive learning.

by Erni October 20, 2013