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lay the wood 

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."
"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."
lay the wood by Heavy1974 November 10, 2009
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lay'n trench 

Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.
Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"

Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
lay'n trench by Jib Slice January 13, 2011
Take a powder for awhile, find an isolated area where you know noone & hide out
After her boyfriend dumped her & she lost her job, she wanted to lay low.
lay low by TMFT. August 30, 2005

lay game 

Synonimous with spit game, using one's skills to persuade the desired person to give one their phone number, a blow job, ass play, or some other prize
Nash was trying to lay game all night with those magic tricks of his, but all the ladies were disgusted when he asked them to hold his little red balls.
lay game by Playa N May 2, 2006

Lay Away 

To put a member of the opposite sex on reserve for a future sexual encounter; Emphasis on Lay.
"So you tappin' that?"
"Nah, she's only seventeen, I've got her on Lay Away"
Lay Away by Marcus N. January 6, 2008

lay the pipe 

To have sex with someone.
I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.
lay the pipe by urban pervert April 29, 2003