Lash Text

synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.

1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"

by C. Murdah July 5, 2012

boob lash

When a female or a very adiopose male swings their torso rapidly, which causes their breasts to behave in a whip-like fashion.

I wish Janiece would boob lash me. ;_;

by -=AMK=- October 23, 2003

pee lash

The long strand of hair from a puppies red rocket holster.

Mom the dog got gum in his pee lash!

by babyshu April 7, 2010

lash rash

Alcohol Flush Reaction
A condition caused by the incomplete metabolism of alcohol with accumulation of acetaldehyde due to a missense polymorphism in acetaldehyde dehydrogenase—ALDH2—resulting in bright red skin due to capillary dilation of face, neck, shoulder, and sometimes the entire body after consuming alcohol. Those with ALDH2 deficiency have up to a 10-fold greater risk of oesophageal cancer, attributed to the accumulation of acetaldehyde

Mate, I have such bad lash rash!

by Felixc212 October 9, 2013

lash cunt

A sick lad, usually in the form of an Australian highschool boy who does shit just because he can

"Did you just lift up that car and move it?"
"Yeah"
"You're a Lash Cunt!"

by Lash Cunt!!! November 13, 2016

cod lashing

when having sex on a hot day and your nuts are slapping her on the ass , like whipping her with a fish by the tail

i gave her a good cod lashing last night

by the lasher April 21, 2014

Zip-Lash

The act of zipping up your coat so fast you get whip lash, often causing there to be red marks on you chin/neck.

Dude, what happened to your neck?
I was rushing out the door and accidentally gave myself Zip-Lash.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 20, 2011