The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 09, 2013
Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
by Uncertainfish October 02, 2022
Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!
by Barry DeBeers June 05, 2019
When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.
ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!
by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024
by glx October 31, 2011
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