The term pertains to someone unable to use language correctly. The word implies that someone cannot spell, speak, form sentences, or in any way converse at a level at or equal to that of Republican vice-presidential candidates.
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"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."
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Religious tracts, coupons, and "special offers" placed between one's windshield wiper and windshield. These are either balled up by the vehicle's owner and thrown on the ground, or are not noticed until the vehicle is in motion, whereupon they eventually blow off on the highway.
If you work at a mall, or any other place with a high concentration of cars in the parking lot, you are bound to remove litterature 3-5 times a week.
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"Did you read that titerature on Jessica's shirt? I don't know why she got mad at me for reading it!"
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2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
2) A member belonging to the nearly unknown society of persons able to string a sentence together without the addition of such terms including ur, hott, omg, lolz, wft, and so forth...
Literate: Did you see that girl knock out the math teacher?
Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??
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Non-Literate: omg did u see tha mofo slung that fag in his fuckin ballz??
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Get the literate mug."Biterature" is a combination, or portmanteau, of the words BITE (from sound bite for instance) and LITERATURE (written works). Biterature includes extremely short stories, quotes and thoughts... and is becoming more common as social web sites like Twitter become more popular. As the attention span of the average human reduces to almost nothing, people will only be able to read biterature, having lost the ability to read an entire page of text. Human speech will also change, with people talking in sound bites instead of full sentences.
The biterature of the great advertising copywriters of the mid-twentieth century is very popular in 2053... as is the biterature of early Twitter authors and thinkers.
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