newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.

by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003

lawls

The spoken word of LOLin a half-mockery usage
Comparable to "waffles" in relation to ROFL

Lawls! That's hilarious!

by Birnsul January 17, 2006

Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

by ss43 July 9, 2010

Lawls to the Walls

Is like Lawl-ing, but so much so that you bounce off the walls with laughter. Mostly when someone is being a jacktard or a clamhat.

Person 1 "Oh shit, that condom ripped last night...fuck my life!"
Person 2 " Lawls to the walls bod"

by Matt-Homegrown November 1, 2008

Lapswood

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned

Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood

by Crennaldo July 17, 2009

Lawlski

LOLski, Lawl-ski. A combination of the two, forming lawlski, a term used when something is idiotic, obnoxious, or when someone or something fails hard.

Man 1: Hey, dude. Guess what?
Man 2: What, bro?
Man 1: I masturbated on a shark last night.
Man 2: Look at this face. This is a face that doesn't care.
Man 1: Lawlski.

by LOLMIESTER October 23, 2009

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008