When you take a large dump and the shit refuses to flush due to its horizontal position in the bowl, similar to a ladder getting stuck when trying to fit through a door horizontally.
by Sean Beirbower, Rich Spinelli May 10, 2005
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The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.
so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought
The LAPD also has a UHF communications network that rivals that of most european countries.
so please, if your gonna smoke weed, do it in LA, you'll never get cought
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
Get the LAPD mug.A seductive dance done mostly by a female either while sitting in the Male's Lap or so close that its hard to control an erection.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
There are various forms of lapdance performed with more or less the same objective of teasing or exciting and/or gratifying the feeling of physical contact between the sexual organs of the bodies.
In a Lapdance, a female(generally) may rub her breasts,groin,vagina on Male's Penis,chest or even face all the while dancing seductively.
There are Strip Clubs that charge some amount for those interested in getting a Lapdance. Sometimes it goes beyond that and leads to sexual activity between the lapdancer and the customer.
"Maria did a Lapdance for me last night; I was so hard and excited that I gave her a real nice fuck"
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
" That country club has good Lapdance offers starting from $20, I plan to get my first lapdance this weekend there."
by Wizkidrx March 12, 2009
Get the Lapdance mug.by laddercunt October 8, 2011
Get the Laddercunt mug.In the sims2 game, if the player has installed a swimming pool after which the player removes the ladder but leaves the diving board, the sim will jump in the pool and not be able to get out, subsequently their energy will zero out and they will die. Synonomous with setting someone up to remove themselves instead of doing the wetwork and unnecessarily exposing themselves to prosecution.
Q. Hey, what you going to do about all the skimming your people are doing?
A. I know who is doing it and I'm gonnna take out the ladder on them.
A. I know who is doing it and I'm gonnna take out the ladder on them.
by bad news January 15, 2005
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by B-dub (refers to my age) December 26, 2005
Get the LAPD mug.The definition of lapedis is very loose, it can mean a variety of things. It can be used as an affectionate name for a lover, it can refer to genitalia, or it can be used to replace song lyrics you do not know. It is commonly used in the Northeastern United States. It can mean anything you want it to mean.
Example 1: Come here you sexy lapedis
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
Example 2: My lapedis is really itchy
Example 3: Lapedis! Lapedis! Lapedis!
Example 4: All these lapedises are pissing me off!
by adur14 October 23, 2010
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