klingon

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

by mr_membrane November 1, 2006

Kypington

The Man. Usually from England but also found in some U.S. states. Usually has many friends and is always the most popular kid in his school. Plays many sports, including sex. Gets all the hot chicks in school, and is always having to turn down the ladies because there are just too many after him.

"Yo, that kid must be the Kypington of their school. Look he's got all the ladies just surrounding him."

by ngo12342 September 30, 2011

Klingon high

A level of highness that defies measurement.

"Dude, on a 1 to 10 scale, 1 being not high at all and 10 being really really high, I'm at Klingon right now."

"Ay matey, me scallywag heart remembreth fondly the days when this ol' pirate could get Klingon high off just one puff."

by Dr Harry Johnson May 11, 2013

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 7, 2020

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Klingon

People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.

Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.

Stop klingin on.

What is he doing, why is he coming. He is a klingon.

by MEKKAKING January 3, 2022

Kylling

Det er Erik som ikkje spiller i en badestamp

Vi har en Kylling på laget som ikkje vil spille cs fra badestampen

by Balleveirus March 31, 2022