If you give your baby powerthirst they will run as fast as Kenyans, people will watch them running and think they're Kenyans, they will race as fast as Kenyans against actual Kenyans and there will be a tie and they will be deported back to Kenya.
by Gingersoll6 October 12, 2010
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Get the Kenyan Milkshake mug.She is an urban legend that not so many people know of. Her early sightings were on cave paintings and anybody who looked at them, or try to re-create them, shortly died right after. There is only one human to have ever survived, but he stabbed his eyes out and when anybody asked him about the "koena" he would go crazy at them and start pulling out his hair and mumbling under his breath. She is said to be ruthless and kills anybody in her way. But she used to be normal, she had a family but when she got terribly sick, she didn't want anybody else to get sick, so she killed them. After that day, her sickness only got worse and she secluded herself from the outside world and lived in the forest by herself only occasionally leaving to kill animals, though she is a vegetarian, she would carve symbols in ducks, but when she couldn't find any ducks she would carve into any other animal around. Her way of killing ducks is horrible, she would carve symbols into their stomach and then decapitate their heads and attach them to the trees, she would leave the carved bodies in duck ponds so that the other ducks could see what she could do to them. She also left ducks in the pond so any people wanting to go to a pond would be greeted by a horrifying sight.
by real.definitions.not.fake.real May 17, 2021
Get the koena mug.a dork, a dorky dingbat of pure evil. never talk to a Konya, you might catch Konyitis from these conceited creatures. you know you're talking to one when you see excessive use of the :D emoticon and start feeling like you're losing brain cells. for your own good, stay away. see ass
I was playing online and started a conversation with a particularly dingbatty person... Quite soon, the instant I realized it was a Konya I ran for the hills.
by Koolwok September 29, 2011
Get the Konya mug.Kenyati is another word used to describe a person from Kenya.
This word is often used by Kenyan people themselves.
This word is often used by Kenyan people themselves.
by Fismail February 14, 2021
Get the Kenyati mug.A keonya is the type of person who can make friends with everyone , they're nice , sweet and amazing. They sometimes struggle with school , but they can also be really smart. Might be short , talkative , and has a lot of friends. A keonya is the type to love to gift people stuff and hangout with them. A keonya probably still has a lot to learn about their selves, but they can and will achieve anything if they put their mind to it. Whether they've been in your life for a long time or not , a keonya will make a big impact on it. Everyone loves a Keonya , and loves having them as their friend.
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