The smartest motherfucker on the planet, he builds sexy hypercars, and knows his cars inside and out
by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021
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Maynard James Keenan- Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
from Tool- "Aenima', 1997
by Roderick Thomas January 10, 2008
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Keenan is no fuck boy. While he has great triceps and abs like most fuckboys, he's shy and chooses wisely when picking a mate to pin down, also is less tan becuae hes scared to take his shirt off in public. He'll actually most likely not take his shirt off on front of you unless youre the kind of girl he gets hot and bothered for. The manic pixie dream girl. He's very loyal to the extent that you wonder if somethings wrong with him. Like you can say anthing to him and he'll never leave youre side. His child like ganter is nothing short of fairie like and that brings every woman who sees him strutting down the street to their knees that will rest in a puddle. Hes probably maybe 5'7 in height but wide in girth with sexy glamour muscles that make him appear larger. Also an ass that taps. Hes a keeper and if you see one or even hear of a keenan youre blessed by the gods above that chosled this beautiful creature.
by Cactusjacks January 24, 2020
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National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019
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The Real Stiggy:" me in my Koenigsegg "
Who Ate All The Pies:" damn you "
The Real Stiggy:" me in my Koenigsegg "
Who Ate All The Pies:" damn you "
by Who Ate All The Pies July 16, 2006
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