Von Kaiser

The act of becoming a boxing coach and getting your dick punched in by a 9 year old you teach.

"He got Von Kaiser'd!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Pulling a Kieran

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.

"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"

by officiallyatit May 25, 2015

Kiera

She has light brown hair and pretty blue eyes. She is so kind and generous. She can be lid but is a great person. She has a lot of friends and is very silly. She is always smiling.

Kiera

by Imadragragon October 18, 2018

Kiera

the most awesomest person like ever.so fun 2 b around. she rockles my sockles. Kiera can always smile no matter what! She is really fun, and enjoys teasing me about...stuff. Most of us know Kiera as a really confined, nice, rule - following fellow. Tonight she has done quite the opposite!!! To my liking, of course... (makes me smile...)she is bubblicous! she is smart, silly, and shiny!!!yes shiny! s-h-i-n-y!!! okay i am done---(mostly')does not curse.

KIERA IS SO AWESOME YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!!!! Kiera is an angel.

by TEEKNS December 28, 2005

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

Kiera

1.) an amazing person who can put a smile on anyones face even if she cant put a smile on her face

2.) a very very very very very very musical person

3.) an akward little girl who dosen't understand the world

That Kiera is a kick ass girl

by Alice Senter December 21, 2008

Kieran

Now this is a guy who can charm anyone without them even realising.

Fun, friendly but also a little mysterious.
A total stud in the bedroom with a magical penis of wonderment!

Girl 1: that guy seems like he is packing

Girl 2: must be a Kieran

I had the best sex all night last night Kieran fucked like a demonic bunny on acid!

by xLondonx February 20, 2019