Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

Kirk by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

Kirk by anonymous December 20, 2023

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

Kirk by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

kirk by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

Kirk by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

Kirk

Utah slang for neck

“you not giving no kirk? awh ur weirddd”

Kirk by riotooswazzy September 11, 2025

Kirk

To destroy the jugular vein with a sniper round.

Oh my God, did you see what happened? He just got *Kirked*

Kirk by Charlie Kirk September 12, 2025