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Jack Kelly

The lead character and star in the movie Newsies. Played by Christian Bale. The leader of the Manhattan Newsies, as well as the newsboys strike of 1899 (fictionally). His co-leader being David Jacobs, and is aided in selling by Dave's younger brother Les. Sings the song Santa Fe, and in the end coupls with the character of Sarah Jacobs, the sister of the Jacobs brothers (Sarah is often the least favorite character of many newsie fans). His arch enimy, and the man he is constantly running away from is the Warden Snyder.

In the movie Jack lies and says his mother and father had gone to Santa Fe and when they found a place to stay they were going to send for him. The reality of the situation though was that his mother was killed, and his father was in jail. He also lies about his name as well, his real name being Francis Sullivan.
"Santa Fe are you there? Do you swear you won't forget me?"
"Youse guys gotta be Am-bastards!"

Jack Kelly: "Guess I can't be somethin' I ain't."
Dave: "What a scab?"
Jack Kelly: "Naw, smart."
by Antha Thropp August 14, 2006
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Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting
Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.
by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008
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Kelly Green

Another word for marijuana, weed, used by juicy j and project pat
"At 420 i got a date with Kelly Green"
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David Kelly

Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.

In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.

Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.

After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.

On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.

Bill: Bloody whitewash.
by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008
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Bridget Kelly

by beekelly June 30, 2010
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Machine Gun Kelly

A young, white rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Has had 2 mix tapes; 100 Words and Running and Lace Up. He is not famous all over the US yet, however has an extremely strong fan base in Ohio who all believe that hes gonna blow up realllll sooon.
Have you heard Machine Gun Kelly's new shit?? Its awesome.
by rage330 December 18, 2010
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KellyJane

KellyJane is one of the members of a cosplay group called Parle Productions. She and Jenn (tealpirate) are most known for thier hilarious show Demyx Time and the newer Sora Show.

She most known as Axel, but also as many others.
1. Have you seen the new episode of Demyx Time? KellyJane's hilarious in it!

2. KellyJane does not like glomping.
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