The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
Get the Drunk-keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.
Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!
by Peeeny October 14, 2019
Get the gape keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".
Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.
by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014
Get the bottom keepermug.