Critical Knock-Out

When you get KO'd by an attack that you should've survived, had it not landed a critical hit.
CKO for short.

Game: Enemy attacks!
Player: No worries, I can survive this.
Game: Critical hit!
You've been defeated...
Player: Ugh! I hate Critical Knock-Outs!

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 May 31, 2018

Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

by Nesda February 12, 2021

knock out

to fall into a state of deep sleep

dude im so tired, the second i go home imma knock out

by UrGrandmasDawg June 13, 2017

Knocking out a chavvy

A woman having a baby.

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!

by Kebab42 June 3, 2023

Knock-Out Artist

Someone in prison who waits until their cell mate falls asleep. Once asleep, the Artist knocks them unconscious and proceeds to rape them violently.

“They call me The Original Knock-Out Artist. Pass out in my cell and I’ll turn that ass into a Penitentiary Picasso!”

by LongCokSchock94 December 25, 2023

Louisiana Knock Out

While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.

My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.

by Lance Dirk January 1, 2022