Joanna

Perfection in human form. Someone who is "Joanna" is likely to be creative, lovely, intelligent and charming; and will always have an impeccable dress sense.
If you are friends with a Joanna, count yourself lucky. They are truely the nicest people you will ever meet.

"I wish I was as Joanna as her... *sigh*"

by Katers. February 4, 2009

Joan Rivers

An old woman who's had too much plastic surgery and who aways says "can we talk"?

That new face on Joan Rivers looks like she just came out of a wind tunnel.

by dj mbm March 14, 2009

Joanna

A short cute girl, gets annoyed easily,funny and can be mean,hard to understand! But loving and beautiful inside and out

Joanna looks beautiful today

by mqnyei July 12, 2021

Joanna

A sexy girl that makes the world smile

Wow that girl is a Joanna.

by Jca1290 January 31, 2009

Joan Jetted

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.

The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.

by The real Jim Morrison October 7, 2017

Mary Joanna

Code word for marijuana. For use in texts/phone calls e.t.c.
Colloquially known as Mary.

"We got Mary Joanna. She looks amazing"

"Hey, is Mary coming out tonight?
"She most certainly is."

by Booon June 13, 2008

Joanna Newsom

Joanna Newsom is a singer-songwriter harpist from Nevada City, CA. She's released two records on Drag City, "The Milk Eyed Mender" (2004) and "Ys" (2006). Both were critically acclaimed, especially Ys which received many 5 star reviews and placements on critic top 10 lists. Ys also featured arrangements from legendary Beach Boys collaborator Van Dyke Parks as well as production by Steve Albini and mixing by former Sonic Youth member Jim O'Rourke.

"Hey, have you ever listened to Joanna Newsom?"

"Yeah, Ys was by far my favorite album last year!"

by Matt Albertsen June 5, 2007