Jobby The Bobby

hi my name is jobby the bobby that has no hobby

hey my name is jobbers the bobbers yep im jobby the bobby for sure

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Jooby

Another version of the Scottish word for excrement/poo/stool I.e. Jobby.

I happened to visit the loo this morning and did a big poo. OR, (Scottish) I went tae the lavvy th'day an squeezed oot a belter ae a jooby

by Chazzyboy March 28, 2012

a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.

1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.

by McKean February 14, 2007

Joby

The most caring guy you will meet, he will always put a smile on your face when he comes around.

Get a Joby

by Isabelle A February 27, 2019

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

JoyBoy

A girlyman

A joyboy is one who wears the most colorful crocs, bermuda shorts,sunglasses,baseball cap and sits at the beach all day long sipping Shirley Temples,also a man who sits around all day while his wife goes out and works

by Jim Coletto January 5, 2009

Jobbyslipper

A father’s slipper or shoe that has been filled up with one of his offsprings faeces.

Father – “Aw naw wee Mike has been at it again Sandra, he has just Jobbyslippered my shoes!!!”

Sandra- That’s one Jobbyslipper to many for me, he is either getting grounded or his pocket money docked, Kid’s these days and their jobbyslippering, I just don’t know."

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007