jobi

An interesting object/person which looks pleasant in any situation.

Rose 'Look at that nice jobi'
Timmy 'Wow, that is one fine looking jobi right there'.

by rawry101 May 9, 2012

jobbies

faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.

ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies

by Helen Gunn August 30, 2006

jodie marsh

The cut-price, bargain basement Jordan.

Since we can't afford to pay Jordan to wear very little in our magazine, we might as well phone Jodie Marsh.

by OD Smith March 10, 2005

Jobism

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

by American Worker January 20, 2009

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.

Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.

by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011

jodie

the baddest bitch out there

person: what's ur name
jodie: jodie
person:ah ur a bad bitch then
jodie: yes I am

by suckmydix December 13, 2020

Jaggy Jobbie

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.

"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"

by Shengmasterwarrior July 30, 2009