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Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.
when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.
by Kissofdeath September 6, 2010
mugGet the Jiz Crystalsmug.

Jiz Squad

The best fucking Intramural Volleyball team at PCHS. Consisting of the musks and a couple of dirty hoes. We had the championship in our hands but lost to a couple of chode eaters and douche-bags.
Jiz Squad were the musks, and ain't nothing can change that BIOTCH!!!
IN YO FACE!!!
by Amir February 15, 2005
mugGet the Jiz Squadmug.

triz the jiz

A crazy kid who can create his own words without thinking twice. shaved heads, the name Troy, the ability to do crazy voices, and creat your own language needed for the title of Triz the Jiz.
by Jizon February 21, 2003
mugGet the triz the jizmug.

Jiz Piston

My girlfriend was feeling horny so I stuck her with my jiz piston.
by Nickelman returns August 17, 2011
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jiz face

a kid who can either be reffered to as a nerd, with many pimples
or a word you say just for fun in a crowd to see who responds with a "wat u want" or "yes"
kid: JIZ FACE!!
sum ppl in the crowd: wat u want
kid and friends: hahahaha
by max December 4, 2004
mugGet the jiz facemug.

cum guzzling jiz fountain

A whore who loves to please their various partners with oral sex.
by nigganigga February 1, 2007
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jiz shirt

mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
by jimmybomm February 15, 2022
mugGet the jiz shirtmug.

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