jewliday

A Jewish religious holiday.
Jew + holiday - ho = Jewliday

Ari broke his schnoz running into a wall after drinking too much wine on a Jewliday.

by koshersalt October 5, 2009

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jewland

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

by farged December 30, 2007

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Jewlu • Jewlube • Jewlupa • Jewlusional • jewlution • HA! JEWLUMINATI! • Jeclub • Jewl • Jewlian • jewlock

jewfucker

One who has sexual relationships with people of the Jewish faith

One who has sex for money

"He's a proud jewfucker, but we all know he's just in it for the money"

by IHateJews123 November 25, 2007

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Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.

Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

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