Jewbag

A cost effective means by which to store coffee. A brown paper bag with painters tape.

When I purchased my specialty coffee it was transferred into a jewbag before I took it home.

by Docket December 13, 2019

Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011

Jewbacca

A jew with an excess amount of body hair that resmbles the great chewbacca from star wars

That Steve is such jewbacca, i can't believe that hankike picked that coin out of the urinal.

by tin knocker December 16, 2008

Jewgat

a Jewish person who is also gay.

John is such a Jewish faggot.
You mean a Jewgat?
Yes exactly!

by Vash8504 June 30, 2011

jewbagel

jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.

by junk 4 u February 15, 2010

Jewy Jewbag

the greatest name for a true douchebag

Kenneth Erasmus is the biggest jewy jewbag in all ze world

by babaganouche December 16, 2008