jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

Ken Jennings

1)A computer software technician from Utah. He has made records on Jeporady for the longest consecutive time of being on the television show, &the most money earned.

2)Also referred to as teh s3x0rz.

1) Person One: Holy shit! Did you see Ken Jennings on Jeporady last night?!
Person Two: Yeah! That man is a genius! He writes his name a different way every episode!

2) Person One: Man, Ken Jennings ears sure do stick out far, but that doesn't matter, he's teh s3x0rz!
Person Two: Yeah, I'd tap that shit.

by OMGcommunism September 12, 2004

jerking your chain

To make fun of; to tease. From the slave days when overseers would jerk the chains of slaves

Yea, you are being paranoid. I didnt mean it - I was just jerking your chain.

by Infohiker December 30, 2006

ken jennings

1. (name) A contestant on the game show Jeopardy! , who won 74 games in a row and holds many world records concerning game shows (including most won on a single day of Jeopardy! ($75,000), and most money won an ANY game show in history ($2,520,700).

2. (noun) A person with total mastership of an art or craft.

1. Ken Jennings will be appering on Jeopardy! May 23-25, with the chance to win ANOTHER 2 million.

2. James is the Ken Jennings of Scrabble.

by James Argosa May 13, 2005

Jenkinsed

adj. High, drunk, and rowdy. Inebriated and ill/bitch-like.

Rob Smith was jenkinsed last night when he raped Eric's cat.

by Max Power September 6, 2003

Peter Jennings

a Canadian journalist and reporter for America's ABC News for several years. He caused a stir a few years ago when he said that a recent tune by jingoist Toby Keith is not in the spirit of American holiday the 4th of July (Independence Day). Well, he was right - July 4 is a celebration of American independence and freedom, not war. A lifelong heavy smoker, he died of lung cancer in 2005. RIP Peter Jennings.

In late August 1997, I was going to watch ABC Night Line on tv at midnight, then hit the sack. It gave live coverage of the funeral of Mother Teresa in India. Peter Jennings gave an excellent unbiased coverage of the event, and you could see by the diversity of the audience how well respected and greatly admired Mother Teresa was. There were Sikhs, Buddhist monks, Hindu clergy, Orthodox Christian clergy, Jewish rabbis and many more. Jennings interviewed a Lutheran pastor, a Muslim scholar and others. He gave no bias in all this, he let the people do the talking. It went on all through the night, not ending until about 6 AM Eastern Time. Peter Jennings did a great job of covering this event. He was not a programmed doctrine-spewing mannequin like many reporters on many other networks. He was not a "pop news" airhead.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007

just jerking you off

A way to tell someone you are just joking or teasing with them.

Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"

Rj: "No way, really?"

Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."

by mikecox is huge March 24, 2010