According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.
This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
by potato goddess September 29, 2020
Get the desert jelliesmug. It is a special type of jelly utilized in a wide variety of situations.
They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert
They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert
by DaladJellyMan November 3, 2012
Get the Dalad Jellymug. by M Fartz October 19, 2010
Get the Jelly Hammermug. Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.
CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!
GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!
GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
by calaverasgirl August 22, 2010
Get the Green Jellymug. Part of a sex game adults play called "Jelly Bottoms" where the parties of the sexual act squeeze out the cinnamon gelatin/jelly out of the buns and smear it into each others anuses and then through a forceful push of the rectum expel the jelly back into the bun and use it for resale.
Apply now for a role in "Cinnabon Angels 2". We are ready to begin filming at the Cinnabon in Tampa as soon as we can find a good FIT for our leading man Chan! Must have previous experience Jelly Bottoming to be considered.
by Myron Gaines November 22, 2013
Get the jelly bottomingmug. When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
by skeptical jesus August 9, 2008
Get the jelly tugmug. by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011
Get the Jelly Dickmug.