Jarrad

A bitch that wears a lanyard all the time, hes pretty stinky

Eww jarrad

by UrbanDictionaryUser109 January 17, 2020

Jarryn

The absolute fucking beast. One of the best people ever to roam this land. He is very short but he makes up for it in penis size. HE IS LIKE A TRIPOD

WOW, that guy was such a Jarryn.
He made me moister than an oyster

by Ureak Hunt May 15, 2018

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010

jarrod alexander

one big planet head motherfucker who got one big ass eyebrow cant even put his shirt on he look like a ape simeon
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down

one big head motherfucker from msbu

by getgangsta April 13, 2005

jarred up

To get drunk. To partake in drinking many "jars". Jars is a British colloquialism for a pint of beer or cider.

Did you see Leonard staggering around the pub last night? He was well jarred up!

by David Geetmuckle January 2, 2009

jarrod spencer

Someone who has little to no standards. He will sleep with your mother, sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, wife and that girl missing a tooth who hangs out at the corner of the bar. He has no self respect, thinks all is justifiable if alcohol is involved.

Don't be a Jarrod Spencer!

by KDC13 May 15, 2018

Jaryd frazer

He is a skinny rat who can run but hr is loosing most of his hair so hes more like a naked mole rat

Jaryd frazer is a fast naked mole rat

by Jaryd frazer January 10, 2019