Jared

An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.

I have a massive crush on Jared.

by GreenFour2000 December 29, 2013

jared leto

A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?

Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!

by Jamie April 10, 2004

Jared

A funny person who knows his memes and has a great sense of humor. Jared is a great storyteller, and has a unique charisma about him. He is very witty and quite a funny person.

Jared sent me a perfectly crafted meme in the middle of science and now I can't stop laughing!

by Bella Fensque April 13, 2018

Jared

Sexiest, hottest, most handsome man you know. Also has the best smile and personality you can come across. Brushes his teeth a lot and the attention to dental hygiene is endearing and admirable. A day will not pass that you do not feel loved by Jared. Jared is a devoted partner and makes sure to always take care of you. He is passionate and spontaneous. You will always feel surprised by Jared. He is "the one" if you are questioning.

Jared surprised me with breakfast at my office today. He is the kindest man I know!

by Crickkett February 19, 2019

Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

jared

a great guy with a gigantic dick

that jared is cool

by ruhrndkfkrhf January 18, 2019