Jank

noun;adjective;
something or someone that isnt as good as you want it/them to be.

that car is so jank, id never drive that.
that person is jank, i mean can you ever be good enough?

by MugenMartian September 18, 2012

janked

To have something stolen, with a painful outcome. (Jacked/spanked)

Yo' that ho janked yo man.

by Falalala March 10, 2004

jank

Pronunciation: \ˈjāynk\
Inflected Form(s): so jank, jankiest
Etymology: urban slang
1 : uncool, weak, whack, lame situation or thing; something assholey
2 : person without integrity; person exhibiting behavior that is borderline hateful or cruel; shockingly rude, uncooth

— jank·y adverb

— jank·ness noun

The fact that you took away our holiday vacation citing funds was lame, but the fact that you are still holding a holiday party for $10K is jank!

Your need to soothe your own insecurity with constant haranguing isn't actually a managerial style, it is just janky.

by mleighm October 30, 2009

jank

vb. 'To jank' is to take something, either by force or by consent.

Also can be used for every other word in the English language.

sorry dude, you can't borrow it because Marcus already janked it.

what is with this jank?

that jank jank is crazy jank.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Jank

Magic: The Gathering slang for a card or deck that isn't good. In fact, Jank can be used for anything that is bad or undesirable or unimpressive.

One with Nothing is total Jank, heck, it might even be worse than Homelands!

Crystal Rod is a very Janky card and you should not use it.

by James1011R June 29, 2014

[jank]

Demopolis, Alabama slang.
To make fun of someone; to burn someone; to insult someone.

"Can't take off her top lookin' boy."

"Ooop, he wanna jank now!"

by kbby November 3, 2008

Jank

Noun. Something of poor quality that can be used very effectively when done properly.

Often used to describe a deck or card in Magic: The Gatherin

This rare is soo janky to get in a draft.

by Tarrasque September 28, 2003