movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.

Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Pillow Jacker

Like one of the terms of "Pillow" a Pillow Jacker rubs his penis and testicals either up and down the pillow or in and out of the pillowcase until he ejaculates all over it or inside it.

Man 1: "Dude why is your pillow so damn hard?"
Man 2: "Sorry, my son's kind of a pillow jacker"

by ObservantRealLifeStoriesDude September 27, 2010

Swag jacker

When you try to act like someone who actually has swag. Therefor losing all swag you might have had.

Alex: did you see Javonn, he was actin like lil' Wayne

Anthony: yea he's a swag jacker bro.

by DiiRTYx RAiiNBOW November 15, 2011

Cracker jacker

A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.

Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”

Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”

by Cocoa Baton March 26, 2018

life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

by hacklife March 5, 2011

Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.

Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.

by Shumado June 7, 2011