jackhole

more than a jackass, more than an asshole--he's a jackhole.

That jackhole just stole my parking space!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

jackol

Masturbate(having a masturbation). Giving yourself a satisfaction.

I have good times in just a jackol a day!

by Jun08 August 29, 2007

jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

by Bless up January 16, 2008

jackpot baby

Noun; Slang term used to describe a baby that was both planned and conceived abroad then delivered on U.S. soil solely for the parental desires of becoming U.S. citizens indirectly by way of an abused loop-hole in the system.

The parents usually plan and conceive the baby abroad and then late in the pregnancy, hop the border to drop the baby on U.S. soil. The baby is immediately granted U.S. citizenship upon being dropped and the parents U.S. citizenship is granted after the baby turns 18 years of age.

The baby usually matures and realizes that he or she was planned merely for parental desires of U.S. citizenship and develops alcoholism as a result of low self esteem.

On the flight to Denver from Cancun, I was sitting next to this pregnant Mexican lady who was in labor. Once we flew over the border, she dropped the baby right there in the plane !! "Jackpot...baby !!" she says right after the delivery. I couldn't believe my ears. She sounded like she won the lotto after dropping that jackpot baby.

by boomer323 June 23, 2010

circle jackoff

The act of masturbating while sitting in a circle with other people.

The party boys enjoyed their circle jackoff after watching pornography on the laptop.

by Alfred G. Wong February 20, 2006

jackhole

Portmanteau of "Jackass" and "Asshole".

Originated as a name by radio personalities Kevin and Bean (from KROQ-FM in Los Angeles) as a way of calling somebody a nasty name without actually breaking FCC edicts against foul language.

Darl McBride is a jackhole for trying to sue the Linux community for something he doesn't own.

by ke6isf November 26, 2003

jackpot trick

Basically jackpot trick is something you say when you're gamblin with a trick who has no clue on how to play.

Jackpot trick!
Now gimme my money, gimme my money.
What? no money? No rice, no noodles fo yo ass!

by Jose Illegal September 28, 2006