Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010

Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

by dkbnonstop7 January 8, 2010

Jaack Maate

The most fricking amazing YouTuber ever. He blogs regularly about anything and everything telling viewers his opinions and ripping the shit out of things that annoy him. Every video his viewers go on "A jaackmaate journey" as he discusses the topic of his choice. The 19 year old boy is extremely honest and is truly fucking hilarious.

Person1: Did you see Jaack Maates new video?
Person2: Yeah, he's a fucking legend.

by Waluigiiii February 4, 2013

jankady

another way to say "Ghetto" or messed up.

Man this car is fucking Jankady as fuck.

by Poopmouth July 12, 2005

Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

by Will Grennay January 13, 2007

jankem

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

by acold7dusta August 21, 2007

JaAnna

A very awesome yet unusual name.

"I'm going to name my kid JaAnna because it confuses everyone"

by blueSirius March 18, 2009