Invited to the island

Elon got invited to the island! Even IF he didn't go... He was STILL invited to the island...

Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".

1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."

by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )

Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too

by jamespiggott December 27, 2015

Self Inviter

A person that does one or both of these 2 things:

1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).

2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *

* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.

Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?

Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs

Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?

Host: urm.... Sure I guess.

by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016

Trashcan Invite

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?

by guitartechnician June 10, 2020

Good invite

Used when someone dear to you doesn't invite you to something you could also enjoy.

Good invite Chris you cuck!

by THATCHED ROOFS COTTAGES August 3, 2021